Your Movie Sucks

Your Movie Sucks
Author :
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages : 364
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780740792151
ISBN-13 : 0740792156
Rating : 4/5 (51 Downloads)

Book Synopsis Your Movie Sucks by : Roger Ebert

Download or read book Your Movie Sucks written by Roger Ebert and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2007-03-01 with total page 364 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of some of the Pulitzer Prize–winning film critic’s most scathing reviews, from Alex & Emma to the remake of Yours, Mine, and Ours. From Roger’s review of Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (0 stars): “The movie created a spot of controversy in February 2005. According to a story by Larry Carroll of MTV News, Rob Schneider took offense when Patrick Goldstein of the Los Angeles Times listed this year's Best Picture nominees and wrote that they were 'ignored, unloved, and turned down flat by most of the same studios that . . . bankroll hundreds of sequels, including a follow-up to Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, a film that was sadly overlooked at Oscar time because apparently nobody had the foresight to invent a category for Best Running Penis Joke Delivered by a Third-Rate Comic.' Schneider retaliated by attacking Goldstein in full-page ads in Daily Variety and the Hollywood Reporter. In an open letter to Goldstein, Schneider wrote: “Well, Mr. Goldstein, I decided to do some research to find out what awards you have won. I went online and found that you have won nothing. Absolutely nothing. No journalistic awards of any kind . . . . Maybe you didn’t win a Pulitzer Prize because they haven’t invented a category for Best Third-Rate, Unfunny Pompous Reporter Who’s Never Been Acknowledged by His Peers . . . .” Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor but lost to Jar-Jar Binks. But Schneider is correct, and Patrick Goldstein has not yet won a Pulitzer Prize. Therefore, Goldstein is not qualified to complain that Columbia financed Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo while passing on the opportunity to participate in Million Dollar Baby, Ray, The Aviator, Sideways, and Finding Neverland. As chance would have it, I have won the Pulitzer Prize, and so I am qualified. Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.” Roger Ebert’s I Hated Hated Hated This Movie, which gathered some of his most scathing reviews, was a bestseller. This collection continues the tradition, reviewing not only movies that were at the bottom of the barrel, but also movies that he found underneath the barrel.


Your Movie Sucks Related Books

Your Movie Sucks
Language: en
Pages: 364
Authors: Roger Ebert
Categories: Performing Arts
Type: BOOK - Published: 2007-03-01 - Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

A collection of some of the Pulitzer Prize–winning film critic’s most scathing reviews, from Alex & Emma to the remake of Yours, Mine, and Ours. From Roger�
Mastering Manga 3
Language: en
Pages: 129
Authors: Mark Crilley
Categories: Art
Type: BOOK - Published: 2016-08-29 - Publisher: Penguin

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

Master the skills to create your very own manga! Expert manga artist Mark Crilley guides you to another level with this powered-up drawing book. Complete your C
Bad Witch Burning
Language: en
Pages: 353
Authors: Jessica Lewis
Categories: Young Adult Fiction
Type: BOOK - Published: 2023-07-11 - Publisher: Ember

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

For fans of Lovecraft Country and Candyman comes a witchy story full of Black girl magic! One girl′s dark ability to summon the dead offers her a chance at a
Anime
Language: en
Pages: 457
Authors: Jonathan Clements
Categories: Performing Arts
Type: BOOK - Published: 2023-08-24 - Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

Japanese animation is at the nexus of an international multimedia industry worth over $23.6 billion a year, linked to everything from manga to computer games, P
Re:ZERO -Starting Life in Another World-, Vol. 14 (light novel)
Language: en
Pages: 282
Authors: Tappei Nagatsuki
Categories: Fiction
Type: BOOK - Published: 2020-10-20 - Publisher: Yen Press LLC

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

TIME SPARES NO ONE... With the path to the Trial clear again, Emilia readies her mind and body to challenge her past once more. Though she has finally gained ac